I’ve been hearing a lot of bitterness out on the dating scene from single women.

Men can’t appreciate strong, bitter women. No, they want “a perfect woman”. Trust me, it’s not easy being in a Swedish workplace, being held up against blond bombshells such as Sparhusen’s Inga D. But don’t despair, the man of your dreams might not be so interesting in reality. So, here are a few lines to keep you un-bitter for a few hours.

Oh. Try to exit before he starts to tell you about that great road trip he went on with his  college buddies. You can only keep that fixed smile on your face for so long before the bitterness comes back!

1.You’re not late! I just eat fast!

2. You’re staring at my breasts. How flattering!

3. Yes, I can’t wait to see the new Three Stooges movie.

4. Burning man? I go every year!

5. You’re learning to play the guitar? That’s fascinating.

6. I agree, it’s so important to stay in touch with your ex.

7. No, I love older men! They’re so knowledgeable, so intelligent, and they tire easily.

8. That’s a tough one, I’d guess I’d have to say Megan Fox is hotter.

9. Party at Dawg the Bounty Hunter’s house? Sure!

10. Hmmm Bowling or Karaoke?? I’d have to say Bowling!

and finally

11. You’re right! Why should the man always pay!